Our First Lady

The piece you are about to read is not intended towards mudslinging anyone, but just for mischief and to make us laugh and get ourselves in the mood for a weekend filled with fun.... No puns attached

Auntie Patience, no, no, no Dame Patience is always in the news for the wrong reasons, if  she no make the widow- widower gaff, na the suicide thing ( She and Zebrudya who fit blow pass).  I bin think say her advisers don advise her, for she  no even dey too talk nowadays so that Nigerians no go see something talk.
But again look this picture, I see am I raff because she don do am again. But no be for my mouth you go hear say my mother get witchcraft, lai lai , me I no go tell you wetin she do think am yoursef.